take me like a photograph

"Sometimes we take life so serious that we’re either stressed out, or pissed off, or both. Only a handful of decisions we make in our lifetime, will have a significant impact on the outcome of our lives. So don’t sweat the small stuff!"

(via pureeeblisss)

lolsofunny:

ok none of that bullshit stuff

THESE are the best feelings in the world:

• peeing after holding it in all day
• faking ill and getting sent back to bed 
• when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
• getting a back massage
• seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg 
• when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like you’re having a conversation

(via cobra-bit)

That moment when someone bumps into you and doesn’t say ‘excuse me’ or ‘sorry’

sodamnrelatable:

(Source: patrickdpornstar)

"’You look nice, where are you going?’ Is probably one of the most annoying questions in the world. Why do we have to have a reason to dress up, or be glamorous? I hate it when people ask me why. I mean…why not?"

Dita Von Teese  (via gh0stflowers)

THIS.

(via ivorylovelust)

(Source: realmisskl, via danielaaaaaa)

When your bestfriend calls you, you’re all like…

sodamnrelatable:

When you’re in the car & your favorite song comes on the radio:

sodamnrelatable:

(Source: jadeness)

That one friend that annoys the shit out of you.

sodamnrelatable:

(Source: sofuckingretarded)